A Third Olsen Is A Sign Of The Apocalypse, Right?

Thank you, Entertainment Weekly, for opening a whole new scary world: A third Olsen sister. And, Elizabeth Olsen, will be starring in an independent movie in which her character escapes from an evil cult and goes to live with her older sister. There are three major ways this film can relate to Elizabeth's real life:

1. An evil cult
2 (and 3). Older Sisters