A former security guard for Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, is suing the pop star for some wildly inappropriate near nakedness and having sex near her kids. And for threatening to fire him for making her wait a long time to get a Slurpee at the movie theater. This is weird, because you would think that these accusations would practically be mentioned on the job application. But no, Flores is "traumatized" by these seemingly random acts of sexuality and acting like a really rich, more than slightly-crazy celebrity who goes to fortune tellers but shoots them down when they want to tell her her fortune. And when did sexual harassment become the new irreconcilable differences? Why can every celebrity these days, from Ben Affleck's brother who filmed Joaquin Phoenix's awkwardly public home videos/descent into madness, to that guy from Bones who hates Lauren Conrad, to Oscar-spotlight hogger Al Gore, be linked to sexual harassment? Next thing you know, Mariah Carey will be slapped with one of these suits, which would be completely and utterly inconsistent with her public persona.
The near-nakedness is killing me!
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