How To Prove That You're Sexy

1. Pose in a bikini 2. Have an "I don't give a damn" look on your face 3. Marry Ashton Kutcher.. (it's probably easier than it sounds) 4. Take the picture yourself. You're too sexy for anybody else 5. Be 47 6. Make sure hygiene products are visible in the self-taken photo.. you're not only sexy, you're clean 7. Take the picture in the bathroom, there's not a more arousing room in the house than the bathroom  8. Post it on Twitter.. there's nothing that says "young and sexy" like the latest social networking sites