Remember reading about Taylor Lautner's random diva attitude about how he was suing the company he rented an RV from for causing "emotional distress" when the RV wasn't delivered on time? Well if you didn't, sorry I brought this up. You could live a normal, healthy life without ever learning about the legal problems surrounding a teen werewolf. Or anything surrounding a teen werewolf, for that matter.
Well, the lawsuit keeps getting more interesting (utterly devoid of anything interesting) as the owner of the RV company, Brent McMahon, has challenged Taylor Lautner to a push-up contest in order to settle the dispute. Because it makes sense, you know. Challenge somebody renowned for their physical appearance and their physical appearance alone to an exercise competition. Surprisingly, though, Taylor Lautner denied the request, which got me thinking, which absurd contest would Taylor Lautner actually accept? The ones he thought he'd have a real chance of winning?
1. Smile off
2. Screenwriting and/or taking Twilight seriously competition 3.Pretending to have a personality contest 4. Having unbelievable sexual tension with Taylor Swift-off 5. Lastly and rather ironically, probably some sort of push-up or sit-up challenge
6. Most girly deep voice
ReplyDelete7. Whitest teeth...ever. But I guess thats in the same vein as the best smile award. He didn't smile the whole speech! So clever, that taylor lautner
This post was so funny! How the hell did you find that annoying interview? "theres the criers..." Yeah, we know Taylor. Get in line behind Justin Beiber please. Uuhhhhh can you get dina lohan of your title? In fact, I would ditch gwen too.
Dina is the essence of annoying! And who doesn't hate to love Gwyneth? But yeah I plan on rotating the banner. Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteewan mcgregor, allison brie, pierce brosnan, vanessa paradis
ReplyDelete^completely random celebrities i just pulled outta the hat