Angelina Jolie, Director

Angelina Jolie is planning on writing, directing, and possibly starring in a love story during the Bosnian War. It's being reported that Angelina is currently leaning towards not starring in the movie, so all she has to do is find somebody who wants to spend months of their time with the Jolie-Pitts in Hungary (where the film's being shot)... George Clooney? Or is he too busy being that lovable, scruffy, practical joker we all know and just adore? In that case, I'm fresh out of ideas. But, word is, Jennifer Aniston's ever-deepening hole of depression and loneliness she resides in is getting deeper and deeper after her sperm-donor romantic comedy flopped at the box-office. Could this be the hit she needs? Things that may happen if Angelina Jolie directs Jennifer Aniston: 1. Universe implosion 2. Ken Baker having an orgasm 3. Gwyneth Paltrow commentary (the best kind, no?) on how she, too, has had to spend time with Brad after they split.