The Kardashians and $5 Million Abs

KSo Kthe Kpremiere Kof Kthe Knew Kseason Kof KKeeping KUp KWith KThe KKardashians Kposted Krecord Kratings. (Yes, Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney, that's what it's like for the rest of us.)

And it's been reported that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will make $5 million by the end of 2010, so it's been a pretty solid day for people who have surprisingly influential body parts. (See: Kim's ass, The Situation's abs.) There are only a few things that make me sadder than the fact that somebody whose nickname is "The Situation" is making more money than anybody whose nickname is "The Situation" ever should be, and they are 1. Famine 2. Nuclear holocaust 3. This interviewer 4. Cameron Diaz's smile's ability to convey "See my movie!" and "Pity me" at the same time 5. The fact that GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's self-help website, is available en español. A lot of Gwyneth's Spanish friends like to know her detox tips. 

There's the smile!